Archive for August 20th, 2007

Coffee Seer

Apparently your taste in coffee describes what kind of person you are. I recently stumbled upon the “Starbucks Oracle”. Since Starbuck is currently aiming for the 3rd place you go to aside from your house and the office, this actually says a lot.

So it was a lazy afternoon gave it a shot over at the Starbucks Oracle and I entered one of my usual drinks

Ice tall soy mocha

And this is what it gave me:

Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:

Personality type: Hippie

In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks tall iced soy mocha should be forced to eat a McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger.

Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they’re herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities

Amusing as it is, it was apparently a dead ringer description for others.

So the next time you get your cup of caffeine high, it may help that you’re giving something the Starbucks Oracle to think about.